MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
(Source: fairy-wren)
My father isn’t able to attend the choir concert again.
I mean, I expected this, but it still hurts, you know? He’s never been to a single one of my choir concerts since 7th grade, and I’m a Senior in High School now.
I mean, I know he has his studies and all.. he’s back in college to get a better degree in Archaeology.. but still. This might be the last one I ever have in High School..
Am I acting spoiled for wanting my father to attend my choir concert?
SO I’M WATCHING FF:U
Or, Final Fantasy Unlimited.
And I’m watching this amazing battle between Omega and Chobi the Chocobo, and then it cuts off and goes to a forested area (it goes from animation to actual old video), and then, to my surprise, I see Hitler walking around, and he sits down and it’s fucking weird! He just appears and sits down in this chair and sighs and there’s no sound
Why the hell is Hitler on my Final Fantasy: Unlimited disc?!
It felt like the beginning of a creepypasta..
Of course, the man who gave me the DVD was a big WWII fan (he loves researching WWII) and he erased a CD to give it to me.. so I suppose that’s where it’s from.
But seriously: Hitler?!
Who Would You Ship Me With?
- Anyone from my fandoms
- Anyone from Tumblr
- Anyone from History
layton’s london life~
Does anyone play london life anymore in the last Specter? ;u;
Give me your FCs. Mine is 2065-3866-3596.






















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